So, yesterday, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) published a letter that they wrote to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, the cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. In this letter, they kindly request that B&J change their formula to include human breast milk for 75% of their current cow’s milk use.
Is it just me, or does this premise conjure up hilarious mental images?
Large-breasted women, in Lay-Z-Boys, topless, reading OK! Magazine while they are given permanent nipple hickeys by an industrial milking machine… Sounds like something out of a John Waters movie.
Natch, Ben and Jerry politely declined, but this got me thinking… What clever, Ben & Jerry’s-esque name would you give breast milk ice cream? Double D Ripple? Please share!
Is it just me, or does this premise conjure up hilarious mental images?
Large-breasted women, in Lay-Z-Boys, topless, reading OK! Magazine while they are given permanent nipple hickeys by an industrial milking machine… Sounds like something out of a John Waters movie.
Natch, Ben and Jerry politely declined, but this got me thinking… What clever, Ben & Jerry’s-esque name would you give breast milk ice cream? Double D Ripple? Please share!
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SWISS MISS! Credit where it's due:
http://www.sogoodblog.com/2008/09/19/swiss-ms-a-swiss-miss/
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